You think nobody notices that your facebook status was a popular text post on Tumblr
But I notice
I always notice
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this is amazing. like i want this. now.
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LES rules.
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So sadly accurate.
amen. i hate it when there is an other box and everyone laughs and says OMG OTHER! like the box is made for an alien race. shut up. now.
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I’m not proud of the language, but I stand by the sentiment.
John tells it like it is…
It’s the truth though,
amen.
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arriving at school
arriving everywhere
arriving to heaven
Arriving to hell
i love you.
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Is it bad that I want to get a tattoo of this?
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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
amen.
